How to Beat AI With SEO and Get Ranked Fast – Screw the Bots
AI’s crashing the party like a drunk uncle – and if you’re not splattering your soul across social media (good call), you need to beat AI with SEO and shove your site into the spotlight. Here’s the no-fluff plan to make it happen – because humans still rule, bitches.
SEO has never been more important than it is now with the rise of AI and Online Business
Unless you’ve been living in a cave, you’ve clocked AI storming online biz like a cheap sci-fi flick on a freeview channel.
From ChatGPT’s early burps to now – it’s clawing at search, content, courses, customer service – you name it.
Need a half-assed job on a budget? There’s an AI bot drooling to disappoint you. (Half-kidding – those suckers still churn out garbage.) If you’re a pro who knows their shit, you’ve spotted AI’s dirty secret: it’s wrong half the time and spewing out “facts” that’d fail a fifth-grade quiz.
Lazy AI-spammers look like the lazy-ass spammers they are – cranking out vanilla word-slop salad that eyes glaze over. No soul, no stickiness. Your snarky brilliance? That’s the glue keeping people hooked – not some bot’s beige drivel.
SEO: Your Smarter-Than-AI Superpower
AI can’t stop stealing your genius, but you can damn well make sure your site’s the top dog on search pages. Feed the AI beast your best scraps, let it parrot you, and snag the credit. Three snarky steps to crush it:
Step 1: Technical SEO – Don’t be a Slacker!
Get your site’s tech SEO so tight Google and Bing drool over it. Tick their boxes, and you’re found – ranked – done. Snag my Top 3 SEO Wins [HERE]—five minutes to kick Google HQ in the pants. No excuses.
Step 2: Clever Keyword Research – Humans Beat Bots
AI keyword tools? Limited as hell – they’re just glorified thesauruses spitting obvious crap. Humans are messier: slang, grumps, trends.
You know what your people want, not some machine guessing from a cubicle. Want the real edge? My keyword research services [HERE] shred the guesswork – click it, you know you want to. 🌮
Step 3: Structuring for the Win – Own That Summary
Steps 1 and 2 get you ranked, but to hog Gemini’s top snippet?
Smart tech SEO plus a bone for Google: a killer summary in your post, backed by schemas. Make it scream you – not AI’s vanilla watered-down echo. 🤮
Can AI Tools Boost My Rank? Meh, Kinda…
Short answer: yes and no. Yes, they’ll toddle through baby steps – think “SEO for Dummies.”
No, they won’t nail the fine-tuned snark you bring. As the subject matter badass (no bot beats your brain), AI’s assumptions and copycat bullshit won’t match your grit for getting real and dirty.
Steer it yourself – prove you’re the smarter bitch. Bonus: my free tutorial, “Get Ranked on ChatGPT Fast” [HERE], shows you how to hijack Bing and strut past the bots – grab it, it’s a no-brainer.
